Wednesday, February 25, 2009

ArmourOFGod

ArmourOFGodArmourOFGod"Sword of Light"ArmourOFGod"Siddhartha"As they picked me up my arms clenched lightly balled my fists as eye swung side to side connected with the nothing that eye am inside they held me under the black braken water of the River Styx My arms with everything else underneathe even my head eye almost drowned the only Achilles heel left out where Bhudda held me in his crab appendages he was in manifest a Cancer making me an Armor covered war machine. No sword of man can penetrate the death machine eye am the flesh is dead repels the death that they can bring eye am "Siddhartha" Lord Of Light my nonexistent Sword of Light was given eye by Goddesses of Light no foe can escape my sight eye smite they fall upon the INDRI terrace where eye dwell a cross of Death upon my brow upon my head the Skull. Gleaming as eye fight the ignorance of Soldiers in the field thinking they are men eye light fires upon the carcasses of them soon all of them will fall to rise no more but in the ashes there is Phoenixes by score. Ephesians 6:13Therefore take to yourselves the full armour of God thatyou may be able to withstand in the evil day, andhaving overcome completely to go on standing.

Thursday, February 5, 2009

MSN paroday

MSN parodayMSN parodayMSN parodayEye am the owner of lower manhatterhorn island. The gulls swoop and hide from the bats they cave inn the side of the gulls home. Have you ever seen Jonathon Sea Gull. Eye am one of the wealthiest philanthropists long past the age of living. Eye am William Gates the owner of MSN.com yahoo is a pity. The field tester for Midrosoft Seagull Notions. We here at MidrosoftSeagullNotions.com think yahoo is a pitty place. At Midrosoft Coporation we put seagull’s needs ahead of all our own. We sit on the beach day after night when day comes we fight the torpid slumber long into the day we play like we are god with numbers on our heads and hands so full of love. The Little Freanch Market on the corner sells the bread combs that seagulls love. Eye combover head and bread in hand for gulls’ romance they preen and prance and float in breeze to eat the combs of love. Eye sat on the park bench not moving very still when my buddy he is lazy catty he went like a siren and they scatted all over the pavement then one flew up into mye arms eye petted it like dove so soft like Midrosoft. Well folkd this is about all iff eye have to explain to yew that this is a paroday of Bill Gates and Microsoft you need to get your glasses prescription filled. JSeagull@yahoo.com